“Sitting on the ancient tripods and breathing the sulphur fumes from a great cleft in the earth, they consulted sacred snakes and spoke the hidden truths.”
yes. good.
”GET UNDER THE CAR!”
….um ok maybe it does, in a ‘hiding-under-something-to-escape-everyone’ way…
‘How foolish!’ -> Fuck yeah my entire existence ;)
‘Mr Collins was at leisure to look around him and admire’
..yay? My life is a Jane Austen book?
“Porch had been leaning for twenty years, and then just fell down, split clean away from the foundation.” (Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison)
oh god at least it wasn’t about Ruth sucking her dead father’s fingers or anything
“Hair streaming in the wind, cloak ballooning behind her like a sheet anchor, she let the two-wheeled juggernaut accelerate ponderously through the warm air.”
SO I AM ANATHEMA DEVICE?
“I don’t care,” said Arthur coldly. FDSFSDFSDFSFKJLJ
“The problem with having great-smelling blood is that everyone is going to want some.”
that awkward moment when the book closest to you is a twilight parody book
I started gyrating my hips to their claps, and they joined me.
That’s me.
ok so this is my life now
“An orgy of handshaking erupted, as everyone in Khrushchev’s party pumped the palms of everyone in Ike’s entourage.”
uh…
”I do not understand,” She said nervously.
oh
Two fashion dolls are lounging on recliners.
Omfg “Lost focus of everything but those perfect breasts.” maybe I shouldnt have grabbed this book oh well
“What’s your name?”
Oh.
“Look beyond the face and you will see me.”
Oh..
Mi schusi ma lei ha occupato il mio posto.
((Reading an Italian language book.))
I jerk around and see Sam convulsing, and it takes a second to realize what’s happened.
-The Power Of Six
Um. So I get to see my friends have seizures for the rest of my life?
‘Because I’m forty-three, and five feet no inches tall and weigh a hundred and twenty pounds, and I live in Torrance, where I’ve already slept with all the eligible men, and even a few who weren’t so eligible, and I just thought it would be nice to meet someone who can talk about something other than tractors and grapefruits.’
